TICKET...TICKET...TICKET....
So I get nailed going 61 in a 50 in Franklin Twp. NJ this morning on the way to work... Temptations "Aint Too Proud To Beg" playing in the background. This jerk-oof hillbilly cop with his big chew in his mouth was a dick. Made me wait for almost 15 minutes before bringing me back TWO citations, one for speeding ($95) and one for not having my registration ($180). So needless to say... WE'RE GOING TO COURT, MUTHAFUCKA!!!!
COURT DATE - December 7, 2006 at 4:30 p.m. SEE YOU THERE OFFICER CIPPELLI..
BE-ATCH!!!!
Oh yea, couple other notes... got to find out if I bring proof of registration will I get off... there's a key there.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Cheesy Philadelphia
Our city’s overflowing with the lame, the dumb, the old, the weird, the insufferable and the downright bloody wrong. And it’s all right here.
It’s like Vegas in our heads, man, 24/7. CONTD...
You know how thrilled we are that My Little Pony Live is coming to the Liacouras Center on Thursday? We’re so excited we’re pissing lemonade. We’re talking “teapots and rainbows, castles and unicorns.” Damn straight, we’re excited.
We’ve barely recovered from Gretchen Wilson’s Country on Ice at the Wachovia Center. Hell, anything “on ice” is cheesy. But Country on Ice? So soon after the Philadelphia Rodeo with its “mutton bustin’” sheep-wrangling competition for kids? It’s like the city’s getting a hand job from God.
And here’s the weird thing: Country on Ice was in Philadelphia exclusively. If that doesn’t officially make us the cheesiest city on the planet, I’m a Dutchman with two dicks and a pet lizard named Tony.
Our city’s overflowing with the lame, the dumb, the old, the weird, the insufferable and the downright bloody wrong. And it’s all right here.
It’s like Vegas in our heads, man, 24/7. CONTD...
You know how thrilled we are that My Little Pony Live is coming to the Liacouras Center on Thursday? We’re so excited we’re pissing lemonade. We’re talking “teapots and rainbows, castles and unicorns.” Damn straight, we’re excited.
We’ve barely recovered from Gretchen Wilson’s Country on Ice at the Wachovia Center. Hell, anything “on ice” is cheesy. But Country on Ice? So soon after the Philadelphia Rodeo with its “mutton bustin’” sheep-wrangling competition for kids? It’s like the city’s getting a hand job from God.
And here’s the weird thing: Country on Ice was in Philadelphia exclusively. If that doesn’t officially make us the cheesiest city on the planet, I’m a Dutchman with two dicks and a pet lizard named Tony.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Yesterday's Eagles game...
Still NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT... in fact, I would say something to get a little nervous about. Sure the score looked impressive, but bear in mind, the offense managed to manufacture ONE legit touchdown (84 yd. pass to Stallworth). The other TDs (Brown to Buckhalter fumble and Sheldon's return of the INT for TD) were flukes. The one thing I can say is the defense is playing very WELL... people who say, why no sacks? Don't forget about the 1 int. grounding and the one VERY close to INT grounding. The special teams are also playing well (reno w. 2 nice returns and Akers, money as usual).
Dirk is the one thing bothering me... he got one punt downed on the 1 yd. line, but that's it. One more shank and it could be all over for that cat. Haven't even read the reviews of the game from the Inky or Daily. Need to check them out.
Still NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT... in fact, I would say something to get a little nervous about. Sure the score looked impressive, but bear in mind, the offense managed to manufacture ONE legit touchdown (84 yd. pass to Stallworth). The other TDs (Brown to Buckhalter fumble and Sheldon's return of the INT for TD) were flukes. The one thing I can say is the defense is playing very WELL... people who say, why no sacks? Don't forget about the 1 int. grounding and the one VERY close to INT grounding. The special teams are also playing well (reno w. 2 nice returns and Akers, money as usual).
Dirk is the one thing bothering me... he got one punt downed on the 1 yd. line, but that's it. One more shank and it could be all over for that cat. Haven't even read the reviews of the game from the Inky or Daily. Need to check them out.
Booked my fliz-ight...
For my buddy Joey The K's bachelor party. The weekend is March 1-4. Plenty of golf, beers, and Y Bor City. Perhaps you've heard of a little place in Florida called Tampa?
We are looking at some spring training action along with a little of Whiskey Joes.
So far, as I have heard, the included parties are Me, Joe, Dev, Kush and Strong Man. A crew that resembled a group the last time this crew rolled down to the Sunshine State. Ft. Myers to be exact. Alex's Cantina, that was the place. Right on the beach. Couldn't get any better than that. Joe was playing in the Red Sox organization, so that's what called for the visit. One stop at Siesta Key beach (whitest sand you'll see in the the cont. states).
I'm a little nervous re: the accomidations. Joe has a tendancy to let things fall through the crax. I.e. Vegas 5 years ago... he was the tour coordinator. We showed up for our flight back to Philly exactly 24 hours too late. I begged and pleaded with the lady at the counter and she let me on the next flight... obviously pre-9/11. Couldn't get away with that now!
For my buddy Joey The K's bachelor party. The weekend is March 1-4. Plenty of golf, beers, and Y Bor City. Perhaps you've heard of a little place in Florida called Tampa?
We are looking at some spring training action along with a little of Whiskey Joes.
So far, as I have heard, the included parties are Me, Joe, Dev, Kush and Strong Man. A crew that resembled a group the last time this crew rolled down to the Sunshine State. Ft. Myers to be exact. Alex's Cantina, that was the place. Right on the beach. Couldn't get any better than that. Joe was playing in the Red Sox organization, so that's what called for the visit. One stop at Siesta Key beach (whitest sand you'll see in the the cont. states).
I'm a little nervous re: the accomidations. Joe has a tendancy to let things fall through the crax. I.e. Vegas 5 years ago... he was the tour coordinator. We showed up for our flight back to Philly exactly 24 hours too late. I begged and pleaded with the lady at the counter and she let me on the next flight... obviously pre-9/11. Couldn't get away with that now!
So now I'm on the lookout for total scams in the job market. These came to my attention after helping a friend of mine locate jobs. A bunch of these kept popping up... my advice to anyone who sees these... STAY AWAY
JOB SCAMS...
SEAM Marketing
Premier HQ
CORE Concepts
3W Marketing (Cherry Hill)
BOSS Staffing
JOB SCAMS...
SEAM Marketing
Premier HQ
CORE Concepts
3W Marketing (Cherry Hill)
BOSS Staffing
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